Tonight we'll lead off with the Sims news:
Gina
has achieved her Lifetime Want!
We're all very proud.
Relatedly:
6 people want to do this:
stop playing Sims 2 so much
Hee hee.
(Interesting site in general, logging and tagging what
things people, or at least people who use the site, want
to do.
I wonder how "stop revealing the most intimate details of
my life on social software websites" ranks (also hee hee).
Not that there's anything wrong with that, I just thought
it was a fun paradox.)
A reader points us at
these
hysterical (and horrifying, and tasteless, and generally
memorable) topical Magic: The Gathering card variants.
(I did a
few of those a million years ago, but without the nice
graphics or the topicality or, admittedly, much of the wit.)
Wishlist:
The
Complete Calvin and Hobbes.
Yum.
More things to worry about:
from HTML o' the Day to
here
to here:
So with all the known and probable Level-3 biolabs in and
around New Orleans, what's happened to the infected animals?
Are they free and roaming? Are they dead, with their diseased
bodies floating in the flood waters? And what about the cultures
and vials of the diseases? Are they still secure? Are they being
stolen? Were they washed away, now forming part of the toxic soup
that coats the city?
Don't worry, though, the political appointees are still firmly
in command and taking care of everything.
(Frightening stories today about exodus of various wildly experienced
Cloak and Dagger types at the CIA, due to conflicts with Shrub's
crony appointees; how long will it take to recover from this
Presidency?)
So let's see.
The Public Library was fun.
They have wireless (in fact they're a member of the Linksys
open wireless community I think).
They have a printer, which has a funky card reader attached to it
(a very amusing and mechanical card reader, that grabs your card
and makes satisfied electrical chomping noises over it, and spits
it tantalizingly halfway out and then sucks it in again) that charges
your card ten cents a page (twenty cents for color) and when your
card gets low you give it and money to the librarian (love
librarians) and then it has money on it again.
There was a woman using the computer two down from the one that
the little boy and I were using to print out articles about
graffiti (love Wikipedia), and I saw she was playing
Neopets, and I said
"Neopets is great!", and we exchanged handles and declared
each other Neofriends and stuff.
I don't actually play Neopets much to speak of anymore; once
a month I go over and take a couple of hundred thousand Neopoints
from my shop till, look around for commodities that are
available at five (or at least one) percent under their
consensus value, buy them, put them into my shop at three Neopoints
under consensus value, renew the monthly lease on Contrabulator's
hotel room, and log off again.
The small return I get from that arbitrage, and the ordinary
interest from the million or so Neopoints that I have in the
bank from my days as a reverse pirate, are enough to keep
Contrabulator well fed and happy in the Royal Neopian hotel.
(Reverse piracy on Neopets is vaguely described
here.
The site has tightened up their security since then, and the
kind of piracy that I was exploiting dossn't seem to be possible
anymore, which is a good thing even if it does mean
that I can no longer get rich by stealing from the
thieves.)
Then last night was Back to School (or really Meet
the Teachers) night at the little daughter's High
School (love, needless to say, public high schools,
high school teachers, high school students, high school
desks).
Our own impression of the teachers closely matched
what the little daughter has said about them.
Some are (hem) better than others
(he said profoundly).
Look out for:
Too late, you have been eaten by a grue.
Second Life. As if your first one wasn't already taking up
enough of your time.
american community survey
the hole!
...oooh. Too late.
(Web version
of Hunt the Wumpus.
No grues, but a Wumpus.
And pits to fall into.)
I suspect Second Life (but perhaps not american community
survey) could indeed prove to be a whole into which I
could fall.
So far I have resisted MMORPGs, except for the occasional
foray into RuneScape,
which is just boring enough not to
be addictive, but just amusing enough that I don't forget
about it entirely.
... We've addressed this by giving more xp for successfully cooking
certain foods (curry, snailmeat and chompymeat) and increasing
the healing effect of pies, pizza, stew and bread ...
Look out for:
Charles Stross's
"Singularity!
A Tough Guide to the Rapture of the Nerds" : Funny.
Funny indeed!
(Also one o' them way-cool
TiddlyWiki things.)
Look out for:
Squashed Philosophers - via The Poor Man
the exciting new meat sensations that are making shopping at your
neighbourhood supermarket so rich and rewarding and experience.
Check the chill counter today for amazing innovatively bought-in
products such as Singapore Rumsteck and Irish Bacon. Your taste
buds will jump up on their seats and cheer! And yes, kids come
running for the rich mouthfilling flavour of Irish Bacon.
Perhaps Scalia thinks the second amendment only applies to
really old weapons? It would be a fun opinion, if the court
ever hears a second amendment case again.
All of which speak for themselves.
And just to end on a high note,
Look out for:
princess leia
princess leia
princess
clitoris
princess leia
clitoris
princess leia naked
Thank you very much.
Well it was long past midnight (more like midafternoon, I think),
but the phones and DSL are all better.
Wonder what happened that took so long to fix?
It's all just like wires and stuff, eh?
*8)
I'll be brief again tonight, as it's late and I'm sleepy.
There seems to be so little time for Stuff!
There was something I was thinking last night, and I
thought it would make a good log entry, but I can't
remember what it was.
I hope it comes back to me eventually, or it might
be Tragically Lost to Posterity.
Here's a
very fun Flash toy that Steve found, that you can play with.
Quote o' the Day:
I'd thank you
for your offer of employment at Microsoft, except
that it indicates that either you or your research team (or both)
couldn't get a clue if it were pounded into you with baseball bats.
What were you going to do with the rest of your afternoon, offer jobs
to Richard Stallman and Linus Torvalds? Or were you going to stick to
something easier, like talking Pope Benedict into presiding at a
Satanist orgy?
(Yeah, I know, it was everyone else's Quote o' the Day a long
time ago; we don't keep up 'round here.
We're leisurely.)
Subject: Re: Or look the penniless gaiter
"You
say that like it's a bad thing."
In Sims news (don't worry, no pictures tonight) Gina Raptor
is all set for her next promotion, and I think it's
to Celebrity Chef, which would fulfill her Lifetime Want,
which would make her my first PermaPlatinum Sim.
Woo woo!
I just have to play her through her three-day weekend and
send her to work in a good mood, and ka-ching.
If I'm right about everything.
(In the Sims 2 universe, if you fulfill your Lifetime Want
you're in a permanent good mood for the rest of your life.
Lucky Sims, eh?
Lifetime Wants vary wildly in how hard they are to fulfill.
Celebrity Chef is pretty easy; "Marry off 10 children", on
the other hand; oof!
I think John Danvers has that one in my universe, poor
guy.)
And that's really all.
We had a meeting the other day at work to remind us all
about the company's enlightened policies on being nice
and not harassing and stuff, and that got me reading
articles about Protected Classes and Strict Scrutiny
and all, but oy!
It could make your head hurt.
So I'm not going to try to write anything about it
tonight...
Big utility dust-up around here today.
Entire neighborhood off the telephone grid (and therefore
the 'net, for those of us DSL connected), due to big
accident said to involve high-speed motorcycles
slicing through important telephone pole at the
base.
Rumors fly.
Big main road closed off, massive presence
of telephone trucks, guys with hard-hats
redirecting traffic off of big main road and
right through our neighborhood.
"Around midnight", rumors say, we might have
connectivity back.
Writing this in local Public Library.
Love Public Libraries, love this Public Library (our names
on the plaque in the entryway as Noted Contributors to
building fund the other year), but haven't been here in
ages.
No time to write grammatical sentences; must help
young offspring find unknown number of articles
"Is Graffiti Art?" and print out for school tomorrow
before Public Library closes in an hour.
Also, car needed not only tire rebalancing, but also
brake grinding, new radiator, new thermostat, new
oil, new findle groffits, new sproingy.
Very expensive.
Atoms much too complicated.
Note to self: replace atoms.
Use bits instead?
Bits also complicated.
Heh.
From Thoughts
Arguments and Rants, the inneresting-looking
Literary Wittgenstein,
which I fully intend to read once I've posted this.
Assuming it turns out to be something that I can still
read after a glass of white wine.
Actual Spam Subject Line o' The Day:
Subject: How does a clone $5000 watch for $250 sound? monstrous
Indeed!
From Jessamyn,
we learn the happy fact that the Creemee Stand at
716 Route 100, Wilmington, Vermont, has
its own website
(and its own hostname, for that matter).
Also from Jessamyn,
our Patent
o' The Day:
A cooking apparatus including an audio player; a body with a player
seat to which the audio player is attached and from which the audio
player is detached; and at least one speaker to output sound signals
reproduced by the audio player.
Replace "cooking apparatus" with other words of your choice to
product a whole host of other patentable ideas!
A rancid artichoke including an audio player; a body with a player
seat to which the audio player is attached and from which the audio
player is detached; and at least one speaker to output sound signals
reproduced by the audio player.
Specification language we'd like to see:
The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT",
"SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this
document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119 except that,
for the sake of variety, they're the other way around; so
"MUST" means optional, "MUST NOT" means may, "REQUIRED" means
recommended, and so on.
Enjoy.
Search That Found This Website o' The Day (from
the referrer log):
world
lycra bulge championship.
Re: As translate or generosity exodus
Be great neoconservative
I think this is a pretty good thing zoe
The
streets are full of lovers again.
A lovely late-summer Saturday.
M and the little daughter watched tennis
(Kim "Clusters" Clijsters just won something big, and
they're all happy), the little boy
practiced his guitar and ran about with his friends,
I played The Sims and worked on altering the chemical
balance in the Big Tub of Water in preparation for closing
it up for the season.
Since a weekend or two ago, I'm no longer President of
the Lake Association.
And it's even more of a relief than I expected it to be!
*8)
Secret Order of:
Limpets
Iris Chacon
Biff the evil Overlord
Crested Roofer
Wolmanizers
Corn
French Fries.
All exemplary; we will start those Secret Orders going at once.
And somewhat more esoterically:
All Cretans Are Liars
nudist with an iris chacon problem.
porto
nomic
all you need is a match
Unless those are actually from some other prompt...
And speaking of the Sims:
um, mostly glazed. but that's, you know, cool
Yeah, cool!
We'll do just two pictures and one story from the
Sims universe tonight
(and refer you to
just
one over on Hullabaloo; it's funny: I'm not sure I would use the
word 'topless' so casually here in the weblog as I did there; on the
other hand I probably wouldn't write 'fuck' over there at all;
intuition is an odd thing).
Here's the story:
Kaylynn got up very very early in the morning so she and
Ben could get the twins all grown up from toddlerhood to
childhood before people had to leave for work.
The growings-up went relatively smoothly (as smoothly
as anything involving two toddlers ever does), the main
oddity being that Zachary grew up a few minutes before
the school bus came, but Olivia grew up a few minutes after it,
so that first day only Zachary had to go to school.
Olivia (who was pretty worn out) went downstairs (to the
new bedroom that I built them so the upstairs salon could be
an elegant quiet space again) and went to bed.
Kaylynn called the repair shop to ask someone to come
out and fix the broken trash compactor.
Ben went off to work, and when it was time for Kaylynn to go
the nanny hadn't shown up yet; she couldn't leave Olivia all
by herself!
(Nannies are annoying in general; I have a couple of pictures of
toddler Olivia screaming in her high chair because some nanny had decided
to put her there to feed her when what she really needed was to
sleep or use the potty.)
So Kaylynn called the nanny service and asked for a special
appointment, and went out to chat with Andrea Logan and to
plead with her car pool to stay until the nanny arrived.
A nanny finally arrived, and Kaylynn just made the car pool.
Then another nanny arrived!
Since Olivia was still peacefully sleeping, the nannies
just slouched around, playing on the drum set, tormenting
poor Andrea, and continually attempting to get everyone
in the house to gather for a toast with the Toasting Set
left over from Ben and Kaylynn's wedding.
The repair person arrived and started to work on the
trash compactor, but something went wrong and she
got zapped with cool blue lightning bolts that toasted
her and started a fire.
This set off the fire alarm, which woke up Olivia, who
came out and was amazed:
The fireman put the fire out quickly, and the repair
lady very kindly finished repairing the device.
Zachary got home from school pretty exhausted and
crashed into bed (Olivia did some of his homework later,
just out of curiosity).
The nannies hung around until Ben got home (he had quite
a challenge getting them away from the champagne long
enough to dismiss them, in fact).
Then the next day both kids went to school and had a
fine time.
But anyway here's the important picture, the
Kaylynn is Happy picture:
The kids are playing chess (on the wall above the chessboard
is a picture of the house that Kaylynn painted soon after she
moved in, when it was still tiny), and Ben is painting and
thinking about kissing.
Kaylynn's about to get into bed after a long but satisfying
day.
May we all be as prosperous and content...