The dog trots freely in the street
and has his own dog's life to live
and to think about
and to reflect upon
touching and tasting and testing everything
investigating everything
without benefit of perjury
a real realist
with a real tale to tell
and a real tail to tell it with
That's Lawrence Ferlinghetti, in a Coney Island of the Mind.
I don't normally Get poetry all that much, unless it's
Robert Service or I don't know
Ogden Nash (a bit of talcum is always walcum)
or perhaps Cummings (the boys, I mean, are not refined).
But after an unaccustomed glass of single-malt Scotch after
dinner this Ferlinghetti cat is kind of fun to read, in a
semi-loud voice, to the no doubt admiring household.
Most of A Coney Island of the Mind proper resists casual Webification
by virtue of typography.
Tamed again
By or against the obsessive
And aggregated street;
Just one last shard
of holy tinder.
(That's just me.)
Or, to put it yet another way:
Subject: I hope you are doing okay. monkish
And as in monkish thought he stood, the foolybear,
with eyes of flame...
So I've been reading up on this "nucular option" that's in the
news and everything.
Quite a Nomic
the U. S. Senate is, eh?
Makes me wish I were still playing
Agora;
wonder if they're talking about it over there.
I've been reading
the Senate Rules themselves
(which are quite short and contain all this complex stuff only
between the lines), and some
FindLaw articles
and stuff.
Sounds like what the Nucular Option actually looks like
is something like:
Republican: Mr. Chairman, I ask you to rule that we've
had enough debate on this here fine upstanding judicial nominee,
and it's time to vote.
Dick Cheney: So ruled.
Democrat: I object to that ruling, on the grounds that
Rule XXII of the Standing Rules of the Senate clearly requires a
three-fifths majority to close debate.
Republican: I move that we table that there little
objection until sometime in the next geologic era.
Fifty-one Republicans: Yea.
Dick Cheney: Okay, on to the voting.
My!
I can see why they'd be sort of reluctant to do that.
If I hadn't exhausted my week's supply of indignation, I'd write
to NPR or WNYC or somebody and complain about the fact that
their news people keep pointing out that the Democrats have
allowed the confirmation of all but 10 of 200 Bush judicial
nominations, but they never mention that the 10 that they've
blocked are all appellate nominations, of which there were
only 30.
So it's really at least as much like 30% as it is like
5%.
But these things are all so petty!
Have the roboservitors bring the swan-chariot around,
and we'll go take in the moons of Saturn.
It's just harvest time, and I hear
the ambrosia is particularly fine this season.
So the bathroom is all constructed except for the
sink (due to be hooked up on Monday) and the shower
door (two weeks).
M and I did all the priming and almost all the painting
today (it's a small bathroom; so there's both not all
that much to paint, and not all that much room to move
around in while painting).
And it's Recital Weekend and the little daughter did two dance performances
today (the one we're actually going to is tomorrow),
and M helped out at the lobby desk for one of them
(while the little boy and I were shopping for paint
and brushes and rollers and stuff), and the little boy
had his first bass lesson with a new teacher who
seems very nice (and makes housecalls!).
The little boy was so tired (having had not much sleep
last night because of a sleepover, and then helping me
with paint shopping and priming and masking taping) that
he fell asleep on the bed while I was priming.
So now he's all awake and crazy and bouncing off the
walls at 10pm, and the rest of us are ready to
collapse into little heaps (hm, actually the
little daughter has just picked up her viola and
is playing something fast and vigorous; maybe
it's only M and me who are exhausted).
Speaking of duped naive citizens, I sent this email off
yesterday:
To: Joe.Seehusen@lp.org
cc: Chair@lp.org
Subject: Member disappointed by misleading "Kill the Death Tax" mailing
As a long-time Libertarian Party member, I was very disappointed
to open this envelope from the LNC and find that the party is
wasting funds on spreading misinformation about the estate tax,
and on working for its repeal. Frankly, if the 2% of multimillionaires
who are subject to this tax want it repealed, let them spend their OWN
money on the campaign. Many of them got rich by abusing the power
of government for their own purposes anyway. Please focus the
limited resources of the party on issues that actually impact
more than a tiny fraction of Americans.
The mailing contains numerous misleading statements and outright
lies; frankly I found it insulting. The statement that "when you
die, 40-50% of your savings are confiscated by the federal
government!" is simply untrue for the vast majority of people
who will get this mailing. With an exemption of like $675,000
and marginal tax rates of between 40 and 60 percent, the actual
tax rate doesn't reach 40% until the estate is worth over three
million dollars (and that's after deducting mortgages and other
debts). And because of the deductions the majority of family
farms and businesses don't pay even a penny of it.
The statement in the mailing that "40-50% of your savings are
confiscated" is so far from the truth that I wouldn't be at
all surprised if the FEC or another party could successfully sue
the LP over it! That'd sure help the party's bottom line.
I'm no fan of taxes, obviously, but the estate tax is far far
down on my priority list to eliminate. If you must go after
taxes, go after the Alternative Minimum Tax at least; it hits
SOME middle-class people. Or go after more basic civil rights
issues like "Real ID" and the "Patriot Act". Using the party's
resources on a cause that only a multimillionaire could love,
and lying about it in the process, is not a good idea.
I am very interested in your thoughts on this matter, and
some explanation of the thinking behind this mailing. I
am very tempted at this point to exit the party entirely,
but I am hoping that this was simply a one-time misjudgement.
Sadly,
David M. Chess
(Note that that's my 'writing to the Libertarian Party'
voice, which is subtly different from my weblog voice;
don't let it worry you.
I do realize that "2% of multimillionaires" should,
strictly speaking, be something like "2% of Americans
(all multimillionaires)", for instance.)
On the one hand I think to myself "heck it was just one
bonehead mailing and we've been a big-L Libertarian for so
long that it's part of our self-image and all, and we
shouldn't get upset just because the party is doing
one thing that's unlikely to benefit us directly";
on the other
hand I think "how many blatant self-serving
lies does it take before
we lose trust in an organization: more than one?".
Ah, well.
No reply from them yet;
maybe they'll redeem themselves.
Or maybe one of my readers will explain
to me why I'm wrong to be annoyed.
*8)
So there's this site called "the Democratic Underground" ("DU"), that has
pages and forums and stuff where naive citizens, duped by the
corrupt and cynical leaders of their political group,
devote time and effort to increasing the power of those
leaders, under the impression that they are helping to
improve the nation.
And there's this other site called "the Conservative Underground" ("CU"), that has
pages and forums and stuff where other naive citizens, duped by the
corrupt and cynical leaders of their political group,
devote time and effort to increasing the power of those
leaders, under the impression that they are helping to
improve the nation.
One of the forums on CU is devoted to making fun of the people
who post to DU.
Recently there was a thread on that forum on the topic of a
"virtual march on Washington" that had been announced on DU;
this led to discussion of what DU people's feet must look like,
since they "never leave their basements".
One wag posted
an image of an odd-looking foot, saying that
it must belong to a DU person.
Another wag replied that no, it was too tan to be a
DU person and, probably after googling for "pale feet",
posted a link to a perfectly
innocent picture of my feet, and the first
wag commented that they obviously belonged to a
DU person ("DUmb-ass"), because they were "fat, lily white
and no sign of work".
As with so many other forums, these people post images by
just embedding an image tag pointing to an image on some
other web site.
So these particular people were not only insulting my feet,
they were using my own web site and bandwidth to do it.
Needless to say, those CUers' insulting remarks are now
posted directly under a picture of George "Dubya" Bush.
(That one where he's making the monkey-face.)
As of this writing, no one had noticed.
See if
it's still there! (Down a few screens.)
And in any case, I took
a picture.
Insult my feet, will they?
(It wasn't a very good picture of my feet; the lighting
was bad, and it was at a funny angle.
And it doesn't show the soles, which have just
slabs of
healthy macho-looking calluses.)
A reader writes in memoriam:
Let us pause
for a moment and remember
Plurp,
who has been constantly attacked by eagles for a year now.
Indeed!
Think of Mia.
Extreme coolness:
someone pointed me at
Plogress, and I now
have RSS feeds in my reader for
both
Senators and
my Congressperson.
All government officials should be required to have regularly updated
weblogs.
(At the very least it would eat up lots of their time and
keep them out of trouble.)
Also very cool:
Amptoons has
a
posting about a couple in 1868 who was so cool that
a judge ruled that anyone that interesting couldn't
actually be married.
In the referer log, we find that our Scalia analysis from
last week has got some people
actually linking to us.
There's
a Slashdot journal
(what's a Slashdot journal? Slashdot has journals?), and
flutterby and
Enthusiasm,
and quicklinks on
Mark Pasc (and thence on some number
of Python-related metanews sites), and on
Thoughts, Arguments, and Rants.
We love fame!
Also from the reflog, and much more confusingly,
we find a copy of an August 2004 edition of the log on
this page
about call centers, and a link to the main log on
this page
about 'Iranian Sexy Weblog'.
The web is such an odd place...
Best tea:
green
pizza!
Earl Grey. Hot.
Sweet Tea by Buddy Guy
almost, but not entirely, unlike
Tea at the Huntington Library and Gardens, and not just for the
scones and roses; but otherwise, Darjeeling, Silver tip Oolong,
Keemun for black teas, Jasmin Pearls for Green. And I'd pay to
read your blog; I'd even send tea!
The best tea is the one that comes with sympathy
assam
koans
I hate to admit it but Jean Luc turned me on to Earl Grey.
Tesco's own
The best tea?
Travis Tea
Plain black tea (any brand, hot or iced) with equal parts
vanilla & hazelnut syrups. Tastes just like a graham cracker!
(jasmine, btw)
russian cyber attack war exploiy
Some people like green tea, but I like mine brown. Yes,
brown is definetly better. Much, much better. I wouldn't
want my tea to not be brown. I would be sad if someone changed
it from brown to another color. Brown!
it's the princple of the thing
green
Quite an assortment!
(And thanks for that typo report.)
(And the very kind endorsement!)
Tea drinkers take note.
I find most teas too bitter for my taste (being more
of a hot cocoa guy, as regular readers know).
Not just real tea, Camellia Sinensis, but also
your typical Celestial Seasonings hippy herbal
infusion.
But that vanilla and hazelnut thing sounds
interesting.
Also that pizza thing.
(It'd probably help if I could smell, sigh.)
Funny no one mentioned Iris Chacon!