"College at last! When do I get to meet Professors? I've always been fascinated by Professors. And I'd like to woohoo, please. May I woohoo now?"

"You don't know anyone, Suzette; your relationship tray is empty. And you need to go sign up for a major, so that we can skip that inconvenient Undeclared phase."

"Oh frim. Well, can I meet someone? I want to meet someone."

"Fine, fine, say hello to Jennifer on the way to the computer. She's handy."

"Ooh, she's hot!"

"By which you mean..."

"Of legal age, breathing... You know!"